Warning New Yorkers: toad venom is not an aphrodisiac.
I repeat: toad venom is not an aphrodisiac.
NYC issues warning after aphrodisiac kills man
Just because you might be -- or might not want to become -- as horny as a toad DOES NOT mean you should use one's venom to get in the mood. The city's department of health has even released this press release about it (seriously, this is for real). It's illegal and, clearly, not that good for you.
I repeat once more: toad venom is not an aphrodisiac. That's why they invented Viagra and Horny Goat Weed.
I repeat: toad venom is not an aphrodisiac.
NYC issues warning after aphrodisiac kills man
Just because you might be -- or might not want to become -- as horny as a toad DOES NOT mean you should use one's venom to get in the mood. The city's department of health has even released this press release about it (seriously, this is for real). It's illegal and, clearly, not that good for you.
I repeat once more: toad venom is not an aphrodisiac. That's why they invented Viagra and Horny Goat Weed.
omg! You'd think the word 'venom' would be a warning of some sort...!
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