Thursday, October 14, 2010

Oh No! Carl IS one of the perrverts!

"I was in the middle of eating a kosher pastrami sandwich. While I was eating it, they come running and they say, 'Paladino became gay!' I said, 'What?' And then they showed me the statement. I almost choked on the kosher salami."

-- Rabbi Yehuda Levin, quoted by the New York Times, when told New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino (R) apologized for his attack on gays.

In Carl's defense, I don't think he's gay. After all, he has a ten-year old out-of-wedlock love child. This truly is a man who doesn't like making a mockery of marriage.

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