Recently the oldest ferry in the fleet of the Staten Island Ferry was decommissioned and put up for sale. The initial asking price by the city was for less than $200K but, shockingly, a bidding war broke out and it was finally purchased for closer to $300K. (Just further proof that all NYC real estate is valuable, even if it's an old frail boat that has to be docked somewhere).
The reason that this purchase is making news is because two of the buyers (in the consortium that funded the acquisition) are Colin Jost and Pete Davidson. Both men are sons of the Forgotten Borough, cast members of Saturday Night Live, and lovers of super hot and successful woman -- Scarlett Johansson for Mr. Jost, Kim Kardashian and various other beauties for Mr. Davidson; considering their busy jobs and amorous duties, it's amazing they had time to buy a boat!
Their plans for this ferry are unclear but tentatively it will be some kind of "entertainment venue." It might be an event space, or a performance space, or just some kind of floating nightclub. Millions of dollars will doubtless be needed to turn it into something cool but, whenever it opens to the public, it's certain to become quite a hot spot (my wife has already said she wants us to check it out which of course seals the importance of that excursion).
I have to say I'm a big fan of this project because I love the repurposing of old and useless NYC infrastructure into something new and artistic (like the Highline or the TWA Terminal). It gives the city a sense of renewal and reimagination. In this case, this ferry that used to shlep New Yorkers back and forth between Staten Island and Manhattan, mostly people commuting to and from work, will now be a destination party boat, where people can let loose and get wild.
Considering that two if its owners are renowned swordsmen, much like Studio 54 before it, it will probably become a place where ladies and gents (and ladies and ladies and gents and gents) will engage in all kinds of coitus. In fact, my guess is that soon people will stop calling it a "party ferry" and it will become known as a "p***y ferry." And if another ferry is decommissioned, sold and turned into a party boat, we may have more than one of these floating around the waters of NYC.
Who knows? We might have two p***y ferries passing in the night!
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