What's the Sexiest of All the Salted Cured Meats?

Love is in the air.

Travis and Taylor were amorous on the football field after last night's Super Bowl.

And in a couple of days it'll be Valentine's Day, where couples everywhere will celebrate their passion.

So this being NYC -- the sexiest city in the world with the best deli -- it's a good time to re-appreciate the fact that Seinfeld determined that pastrami is the most sensual, the most erotic, of all the salted cured meats.

I think corned beef runs a close second. 

But, really, bacon and -- hahaha -- sausage, should be considered the sexiest salted cured meats because they can be incorporated into breakfasts that can be served in bed. 

Please feel free let me know your thoughts in the comments!