The legend himself talks about the plight of a tree that his father planted in Bayside, Queens on the day he was born. The parks department wants to knock it down and chop it up but Ron wants to save it.
The jokes for this situation are obvious: we must save Ron's wood, keep Ron's wood erect, don't let Ron's wood get chopped up, and on and on.
Ron now has a second famous big wood he wants to show the world.
I can totally understand Ron's desire to keep this wood ... up ... but, in all seriousness, the park's department does this with trees around the city all the time -- if they're dead or diseased or the roots are rotting, etc. they became a public health and safety hazard.
Maybe Ron should plant another tree in tribute to his father. Surely Ron would have no problem making more wood rise!
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