"If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere."
And you can have lots of sex too!
Did you know that New Yorkers "do the nasty" 156 times a year (on average)? Did you know that nearly a million New Yorkers reported having more than two partners a year? And almost half a million had three or more bedmates per year?
Did you know that New Yorkers "do the nasty" 156 times a year (on average)? Did you know that nearly a million New Yorkers reported having more than two partners a year? And almost half a million had three or more bedmates per year?
We're way above the national average which is about 100 times a year. We rule.
And ... dang! We iz a horny bunch.
Sadly, however, this is not being accompanied by safe-sex habits. Apparently only one in three New Yorkers shtupted with a condom last year -- that's nearly 66% who went "raw." This has also led to higher than average STDs rate in this town. Not a shock: more love + no glove = lots of people with STDs.
Therefore I urge my frisky fellow citizens to please, for the love of God, play it safe. It's great you're all getting action and everything but STDs ain't worth. Again, please, be careful! This is one thing our city doesn't want to be Number 1 in.
This message was brought to you by A Very Concerned Mr NYC for Safe Nooky.
And ... dang! We iz a horny bunch.
Sadly, however, this is not being accompanied by safe-sex habits. Apparently only one in three New Yorkers shtupted with a condom last year -- that's nearly 66% who went "raw." This has also led to higher than average STDs rate in this town. Not a shock: more love + no glove = lots of people with STDs.
Therefore I urge my frisky fellow citizens to please, for the love of God, play it safe. It's great you're all getting action and everything but STDs ain't worth. Again, please, be careful! This is one thing our city doesn't want to be Number 1 in.
This message was brought to you by A Very Concerned Mr NYC for Safe Nooky.
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