The legendary Elaine Kaufman of Elaine's saloon apparently stated in her will and testament that she wanted to cremated and then have her ashes scattered ... along Second Avenue.
Makes sense. After all, her restaurant was located on Second Ave for 47 years so that strip of the city was buried in her identity. Problem: it's illegal.
Remember, Second Avenue is public, not private, property. But that's not really the problem. I think New Yorkers might be just a tad weirded out by knowing that the remains of Elaine Kaufman were wafting up and down the street, getting into their hair and onto their faces and into their clothes.
Can you imagine people having this conversation?
"Eww, I think I got some dirt on my face."
"That's not dirt, that's ... Elaine Kaufman ..."
Thought not. Cute idea but, uh, I think the executors of her estate should probably void this part of her will.