Rudy and Judi Getting Nasty

Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani is getting divorced from his wife and former mistress Judith Nathan. This is the same woman he was cheating on his previous wife with during the end of his mayoralty.

This is Rudy's third divorce. (Three strikes, I guess.)

This divorce is getting nasty since they're going to fight over assets. Amazingly, this famous couple didn't have a prenup! When Rudy left office at the end of 2001 he wasn't rich but, obviously, he earned millions during his return to the private sector. He also didn't marry this lady until 2002, right when the big bucks started rolling in, so it's stunning that he didn't get her to sign a prenup to protect his future earnings. 

Now, to quote Eddie Murphy in Raw, Judi is gonna "take half his shit!"

You would think that, after being divorced twice before, Rudy would've taken this precaution but I guess that, at the time, he was "in love" and thought "we'll be together forever" and so a prenup wasn't necessary.

Howard Stern put it best: when guys fall in love, when they get all crazy about some "broad", they get a fever -- like Spock in Star Trek, when he enters the "pon farr" i.e. he gets so horny and crazy that's he willing to do anything, even kill Captain Kirk, in order to get "some poontang." 

So you get the aforementioned "poontang" -- yeah! -- and the years pass and then, all of a sudden, all your money, everything you worked for, is legally stolen from you. 

God Bless America.

Part of me feels sorry for Rudy but not really -- he must be such a nightmare that Judi probably deserves all the money she'll get. Then again, she's a homewrecker so ...