So a short man goes into a bagel shop and yells and screams about how women won't date short men and how he's the Martin Luther King of short men, then he threatens and incites another man to attack him -- and the guy does!
Because, as you know, MLK ranted like a madman in public and asked to be attacked. Yeah, that's what got him a Nobel Prize.
I was going to say that acting like this in public about how you can't score chicks probably isn't the best way to, you know, score chicks. But since this video has gone viral it appears that he's getting chicks! I was always taught that the best way to score chick was to act like a guy who gets chicks -- you know, fake it until you make it, if you build it they will ... -- and then the chicks will believe it and try to get with you. But, then again, what the hell do I know?
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